The Machine Premium T-Shirt

12 hours is truly a half work day for him.

When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it.

The dark is afraid of him.

Sharks have a week dedicated to him.

He has taught old dogs (and possums) a variety of new tricks.

He is left-handed. And right-handed

Superman has pajamas with his logo

Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him

If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him

He gave his father “the talk.”

Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street

He once started a fire using only dental floss and water

HE IS THE MACHINE!!!  - Kyle Pulsifer-

Be You.  Be Bold.  Be Different

All Products are Made to Order and will ship within 48 hours.

These super soft premium tees are perfect when worn on their own, but also a great wear as a layer. The cotton/poly blend makes for a durable wear and a form-fit that won't change after a few washes and dries.

• 60% cotton/40% polyester| Fabric weight: 4.3 oz (midweight)
  
• Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Form-fitting silhouette
• Imported garment; processed and printed in the U.S.A.

slimmer fit

	A	B	C
S	27 in	19 in	7.2 in
M	29 in	21 in	7.5 in
L	30 in	22 in	8.0 in
XL	31 in	23 in	9.3 in
2XL	32 in	25 in	9.7 in
3XL	32 in	28 in	9.7 in
4XL	34 in	30 in	9.8 in